...a original 1980 Dawn of the Dead UK quad.
I placed a NG sticker in the bottom, right-hand corner to give you an idea of the size.
Here we go.
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Posted by J1989 - October 17th, 2009
I'd like to talk about Stan Helsing, a new 'comedy' which will be shitting on your local cinema in the not too distant future! Check out the trailer here.
Let's break down this trailer.
0:09
Some terrible CGI models, but to be fair this is probably an independent film or something.
0:23
OMFG Lulz, he gut waterz sprayed at him!!! Not looking like a comedy classic so far but we'll continue.
0:35
Hey guys, it's Leslie Nelson dressed as a women! Isn't that wacky, crazy and totally hilarious? No it's actually depressing.
0:41
Reading out porn titles is pretty funny and original, huh? DON'T BE FUCKING STUPID - The film Clerks did that same joke back in 1994. In fact it's the exact same joke, guy in a video store, reading out porn titles on the phone. Well done for stealing!
1:00
Fat black guy wearing a superman costume. Yeah.
1:29
Lolz a sexism.
1:31
Guy - "This whole town is dead!"
Girl - "Maybe this is The Sixth Sense or something, maybe we're the one's really dead!"
- Cuts to another girl rolling her eyes -
Wait a minute, what the fuck is the joke? Is there a joke? The girl rolling her eyes is probably taken from another scene, so they probably added that it to give the audience time to laugh. BUT THERE ISN'T A FUCKING JOKE TO LAUGH AT.
1:39 - 2:11
Various shit.
2:12
STAN HELSING, red font on white background. It really should be called, Slasher Flick or Horror Movie, don't try and foll us.
2:14
Hazzah, a genital related joke!
Verdict: Pay to go see this film and you're fucking cinema in the ass.
